I'm Emily!

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Jeana: Hey Betty! I hope they shrivel up and fall off!
Mrs. Deeds: You hope what shrivels up and falls off?
Jeana: Her breasts, Mrs. Deeds.

Jeana: Hey Betty! I hope they shrivel up and fall off!

Mrs. Deeds: You hope what shrivels up and falls off?

Jeana: Her breasts, Mrs. Deeds.


Oh God, I love this woman. I love this woman and I have to tell her. And  if she laughs, she  laughs. And if she doesn’t love me, she doesn’t  love me. But if I don’t find  out…Oh, I love her too much…

Oh God, I love this woman. I love this woman and I have to tell her. And if she laughs, she laughs. And if she doesn’t love me, she doesn’t love me. But if I don’t find out…Oh, I love her too much…

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Jeana: Hey Betty! I hope they shrivel up and fall off!
Mrs. Deeds: You hope what shrivels up and falls off?
Jeana: Her breasts, Mrs. Deeds.

Jeana: Hey Betty! I hope they shrivel up and fall off!

Mrs. Deeds: You hope what shrivels up and falls off?

Jeana: Her breasts, Mrs. Deeds.


Oh God, I love this woman. I love this woman and I have to tell her. And if she laughs, she  laughs. And if she doesn’t love me, she doesn’t love me. But if I don’t find  out…Oh, I love her too much…

Oh God, I love this woman. I love this woman and I have to tell her. And if she laughs, she laughs. And if she doesn’t love me, she doesn’t love me. But if I don’t find out…Oh, I love her too much…

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